Out of the Mouths of babes

Yesterday morning myself, my middle son who is 3 and my lil dd were invited over to Julie's house for a playdate. Julie and I were standing in her kitchen talking, enjoying some yogurt and our morning coffees as our middle children ran around and played. Next thing, my son comes up the stairs from her basement and starts talking about Julie's kitty...how he wants Julie to get the kitty and put it somewhere. Out of the blue in the middle of a sentence about the kitty, he says the following "I have a penis!"...then continued on about the kitty all in one breath. Lol, Julie responded "Yes, you do!" It was a good thing that I didn't have coffee in my mouth because I would have choked...then he went by me and started working on a "Dora Puzzle" on her fridge. We tried to not laugh when he was watching, but that only made it worse and I laughed so hard I started to cry...at least it was at Julie's and not at the bank or middle of the grocery store.
...you never know what these little one's will say..I can only imagine what we all said in public when we were little to mortify our parents.